2005 Concatenation (as of 2005.4.6)

[public] Hollon says, "BTW, Senator Santorum said today that the courts' refusal to hear the case after they passed a new law giving them the OPTION of doing so PROVES that the Judiciary is "out of control"." [public] Hollon says, "Ummm .. the judicial branch is not SUPPOSED to be under the control of Congress!"

JynxDaddy My firm has a position for a secretary Singe A 'position'? JynxDaddy Yes, and by 'firm' I mean my penis

[pub] Dewi says, "He isn't on pub, thank God." [pub] Dewi says, "And if you invite him here I will kill you." [pub] Dewi says, "Despite the fact that you are in Carbombistan or wherever."

Spellbinder a kingdom for a beer Spellbinder nm i found one

ChanServ [BlueWolf72] The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music

ChanServ [BlueWolf72] The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.

ChanServ [Lamoni] The day microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum.

2004 Concatenation

[public] Hollon says, ""How you gonna defend yourself?" "Wit." "Wit' what?""

[pub] Sarusa says, "our secretary: 'i need to hit the automatic atm machine on the way'"

[public] Caspian says, "You go OUT OF YOUR WAY to hurt me." [public] Silk says, "It's... time... to... call... the... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHMBULANCE!"

[public] Hollon says, "When you hear about "animal husbandry", do you picture little weddings? I do."

[public] Iann says, "In the year 2103, the World Defense Network, upon being activated and run on it's gold edition softare, immediately determined that all human beings are inherently terrorists, tried, judged and executed them from high orbit with a series of surgical boson cannon attacks. Shortly thereafter, having protected the world from terrorists, it permanantly shut down. The cockroaches have been partying since."

Spirit-Wolf growls, "It all started when some sick bastards on Arpanet sent eachother pictures of Minnie Mouse with a cooter."

[public] Triggur says, "is it paranoid to say that I don't feel like I can even say the things I want to say about TSA on my LJ, for fear of being dogged every time I go through security for the rest of my life, or worse, getting added to the "can't fly" list?" [public] Iann says, "Nope. But I'd say it anyway." [public] Iann says, "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb president bomb bomb bomb al queada bomb bomb pentagon bomb!"

[public] Hollon says, "Good fun! The guy in the cube next to me got up to get a drink. I unplugged his mouse and plugged in the wireless receiver for mine. He got back, sat down, and started mousing. I mimiced his hand motions on my mouse. He couldnt quite understand why his mouse got "sloppy" all of a sudden."

[public] Hollon rolls laughing at this, "What is wrong with this story? A boy in Singapore set a new record by shoving 3 McDonalds Big Macs into his mouth at once. After he spit them out, he proclaimed, "Yes! I am the Burger King!"

[pub] Sarusa says, "Hermaphrodites would be great if they were mentally in between, instead of having twice the crazy."

[pub] Qgar says, "who won the debate?" [pub] Sarusa says, "Anyone who didn't watch it."

[public] Siberian says, "What's the best thing to do about a cat who likes to chew through wires?" [public] Zorin says, "This is the sort of problem that solves itself."

[pub] Triggur hrms at EXXXXTREME SURGERY, with a guy who has a HUGELY deformed face, and a sister who attacked people who'd doubletake at him with WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT!?!?! [pub] TILTON SAYS, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M LOOKING AT, THAT'S WHY I'M STARING"

[pub] Jihad says, "And she's still made at me, since she made me sleep closer to the door "because of the zombies", and then I said, "But honey, zombies come through the window.""

[anime] Thumper says, "Kitsune magic is all about illusion and deception, hence Fox "News"."

FoxPaws softly yerfs, "To titilate an ocelot, you oscilate her tit a lot."

[pub] Singe says, "NICE block by Cuba." [pub] Zorin says, "Do governments in countries like that really threaten their players if they don't do well? Or is that just urban legend?" [pub] Jihad says, "They certainly did in Iraq" [pub] Jihad says, "I'm not sure about Cuba, but I wouldn't be really surprised." [pub] Hollon says, "Sodomy for the losers!" [pub] Hollon says, "And for the winners . . .sodomy!"

[public] thaleSIN says, "It is also in bad taste for an employer to be handing out poltical event tickets." [public] Silk says, "I agree. However, the employee could have declined to attend." [public] thaleSIN nods "Dosn't say weatrher this was a "mandatory" function [public] Qgar says, "they didn't make folks sign the usual loyalty statement?"

[public] Caspian says, "I know someone who taught retarded people sex ed. And they showed upw to put a condom on, by demonstrating on a banana. And they had to say "REMEMBER, WHEN YOU HAVE SEX: THE CONDOM *DOES NOT* GO ON A BANANA. IT GOES ON YOUR PENIS.""

[pub] Coyo messes with success *and* Texas.

[pub] Thumper says, "Why does Snoop Doggy Dogg carry an umbrella?" [pub] THUMPER SAYS, "FO DRIZZLE"

[pub] Revar says, "*heh* To quote a friend of mine, "Do you spell anal*retentive with a dash or a space?""

[pub] Sarusa says, "From a horribly geeky list of errors in SpiderMan 2: 'In one scene, Spiderman is leaping and twirling like he's a male gymnast. Then in the next, he has a heterosexual love interest.'"

[pub] Manfred says, "The lottery is simply a tax for people who are not good at math."

[pub] Qgar | Remember that kids, if you want to be an astronaut you have got to stay in school because we rely on things like graphs and subtraction for our LIVES out here.

[pub] Qgar says, "ever woken up, and there's a cat on the pillow next to your face?" [pub] Triggur says, "yeah, and then I wake up again, screaming." [pub] Sarusa says, "How about on your face, covering your mouth?" [pub] Triggur says, "cats do that you know. they try to smother you." [pub] Sarusa says, "They steal your breath for their own." [pub] Singe says, "they're trying to lay their eggs down your esophagus" [pub] Triggur says, "That's not a tail! That's an ovipositor!"

[ag] tHumper says, "Chicks with dicks come, chicks with cocks come. Chicks with dicks and cocks and dongs come."

[programmers] Marten says, "Code is always 100% reliable. It does exactly what it is programmed to do. In a few cases, the behavior is not specified."

[public] Thumper says, "From now on, everything I shout will be translated into Chinese and back again using Babelfish." [public] Thumper says, "From now on, all I will shout am translated again Chinese and behind use Babelfish."

2003 Concatenation

[public] Qgar says, "Franken says: "boy, these MRE's aren't agreeing with me. I've had five so far, and they don't seem to have an exit strategy.""

[public] Qgar says, "ever see that Twilight Zone with Lee Marvin posing as an "android" boxer in the far future, 1974, where everyone still wears fedoras?"

Rhinehard hrmphs "okay what's a SCA now?" Ravenwood growls, "Scocity for Creative Alcoholism."

[public] Thalesin says, "From a pagan mailing list I am on -- According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."

Susan pages, "Best thing that came out of the Hulk is people responding to "don't get me started" with "You wouldn't like me when I'm started!"" to you.

[public] Coyo thinks the Incredible Hulk would be more interesting if his transformation happened when he was really happy.

[public] Sarusa says, "You ever wondered why every building in mexico has rusty rebar sticking out of it? As long as the building isn't 'done', the taxes are lower!"

[public] Singe says, "A friend and I were musing in the hot tub last night and he says "I wonder what life would be like if there were no bacteria." and I'm like "Well first off, all life on earth would die." :D" [public] Sarusa says, "And then the corpses would stick around forever!"

[public] Cargo says, "SA bored of furries? ALREADY!?!?!?!?!" [public] Cargo says, "It's only been FIVE ODD YEARS OF CONTINUOUS WANKERY"

[public] Iann says, "AUUUUGH! GOOOOJIIIRRAA!!" "stfu d00d, its a quake." "d00000d! d34thm3tc#!!!!!1111!""

[public] Skylos gets a call from his roommate, across town at the truck school. "I'm thirsty and I have no money." "Get a drink of water." "There's nothing to drink!" "They have a bathroom don't they?" "I'm not going to drink out of the faucet." "Go to the deli!" "They only sell bottled water." "There's a park next door, use the drinking fountain." "no." "Look, I've got to work, It'll take me an hour to get over there and back!" "I'm really thirsty!" "You'll get a drink faster by walking to the park than you will by waiting for me." "Fine, i'll just die." *GGGAAAAHHH!* [public] Iann says, "I'd be like, "Look, I'll pick up your dessicated corpse when I get out of work, okay? Bye."" [public] Iann says, "Your roomate sounds like a fuckin' drama queen." [public] Skylos says, "sometimes I wonder." [public] Sarusa says, "If I spend an hour driving, the only thing you'll be drinking from is my cock."

[bafur] Valden says, "Right now science is building a better...tomato."

[public] Iann kills a bevvy of college students on a camping trip. "It's okay!", he tells the police. "I had Subway!" He then holds up a roll of Mentos.

[public] Hollon says, "I know Jesus. I helped him sneak past the border patrol."

[public] Iann says, "Dear RIAA: I have read your letter claiming a lawsuit for damages over my downloading of your MP3s. However, I find your request for judicial presidings to be inadiquate. I hereby challenge you to a knife-fight at midnight by the 7-11 under the streetlight. If you do not show up, I will keep my MP3s, and consider the matter closed. Otherwise, please show up with a sharp object of your choosing not to exceed eight (8) inches. Politely yours, Iann."

[public] Qgar | I actually have my picture taken with a Russian Elvis impersonator. (Me, in Russian: "Elvis! How's it going?" Elvis, in English: "I'm dead.")

[public] fEk says, "'A few months ago I got some spam saying that I could make HUGE money. I want to make HUGE money so I gave them my phone number and a fake name. They called, I told them I was a rich old man, and they sent me a prospectus with a prepaid return airbill. I mailed them a letter reminding them about the evils of spamming and included my old brake pads.'" [public] fEk says, "'Recently they the spammers called me again. As promised in my original letter I lied about my enormous income and asked them for another prospectus and return envelope. Today my friend and I shipped them a broken 21" monitor and a bag of old batteries. Note the picture of the original junk mail that I included in the new junk mail package.'"

[public] Modemac says, "Nixon: "I broke the law to maintain my hold on power and attack my enemies!" Reagan: "I broke the law to wage undeclared war in Central America!" Clinton: "I broke the law to let an intern play with my wee-wee!""

[public] Sarusa says, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the free association part of our argument. Please make sure your seatbelts are on and your dogmas are returned to their upright positions."

[sex] Hollon says, "LOL . . the response is, "Ok enough sex talk. All this talk about blowjobs seriously left me out of the mood.""

[public] Sarusa says, "Hee. Boss just called from Beijing. 'It's just like Tokyo, but indescribably filthy.'"

[public] Iann says, "Smashmouth will never go down. Except on the record company execs."

[public] Sarusa says, "Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it! You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim."

[public] Iann says, "If the world was suddenly cleansed of men, the women would erupt into a decade of bloody war that would make all wars look like a walk in the park. Lacking anyone to nag and bitch at who will willinging take it, they'd murder eachother ruthlessly."

[public] Sarusa ... "Snoop Dogg will be starring in a MTV Variety Show called Snoop Fizzle Televizzle. I am not making this up. How could you?"

[public] Zorin says, "Waitasec. If you're a female bisexual.. and hate men... why not just be a lesbian?" [public] Qgar says, "maybe you like sex with headless male bodies."

[public] IANN SAYS, "GIRL MAKING DOG NOISES ON FOX" [public] TRIGGUR SAYS, "FOX MAKING GIRL NOISES WITH DOG"

[public] Crissa has been stopped a couple times for water, though only once at a theater. "I'll not drink my water while inside, if that's their wish, it is their building, but..." [public] Zorin says, "You could just make up a medical condition where you need to drink water frequently and they'll be too afraid of a lawsuit to even think of stopping you." [public] Foxworthy has a medical condition called 'being a life form that evolved in the ocean and left to live on dry land' that requires frequent drinking of water.

[public] Sarusa says, "Hello, is this the ass to whom I was just speaking?"

[public] Qgar says, "sick of having to answer your email every day? The pace of modern life? Become a cardinal in the vatican, and get around to answering mail maybe six months later! That's for the young brash cardinals mind you." [public] Qgar says, "the Catholic Church steers like the Death Star."

[public] Scotfox says, "In the context of the Iraq war, what's 'RPG fire'?" [public] Sarusa says, "Rocket Propelled Grenade" [public] Scotfox says, "Aha, tankyou." [public] Scotfox says, "I had a mental image of a commander yelling 'Fire!' and a guy in the back realquick rolling a d20 and shouting 'We hit two of them!'" [public] Sarusa says, "Or that obligatory scene in the RPG where the hero goes alone into a burning building, often in a dream sequence." [public] Hollon says, "I picture our troops and Saddam's firing nerf bullets and hitting each other with boffer-weapons, "2-normal! 2-normal!" "4-magic!" "I'm down!"" [public] SARUSA SAYS, "WALLHACK! WALLHACK!" [public] ANJA SAYS, "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" [public] Hollon says, "And hurling little cornstarch filled bags at each other, "I call upon CHAOS to shoot down your SCUD!"" [public] Qgar says, "f*cking campers" [public] Anja says, "Man, Gulf War done SCA-style would be hilarious." [public] Cargo says, "THe Batley Townswomen's Guild's Re-Enactment of Pearl Harbor." [public] Hollon says, "Hehehehe an Iraqi gets shot in the head. He falls down, stands back up and raises a hand "GOOD!"" [public] Sarusa says, "Not to worry, it was a padded bullet!" [public] Hollon says, "Better yet, you cant run the howitzer troops through with your bayonet! They are touch-only!" [public] Hollon says, "And after the skirmish, everyone gets drunk and jumps in the lake nekkid . . . .wait a minute . . .eww."

[public] Cargo says, "In the news: Saddam has built factories near the US positions and is preparing a heavy tank rush!" [public] Kahei says, "Impossible, he doesn't have enough metal and energy!" [public] Cargo says, "Bush is frantically researching improved armor-piercing weapons!" [public] Cargo says, "If Bush can take out Saddam's SCVs then he won't be able to get enough vespene gas" [public] Kahei saves, just in case. [public] Cargo says, "This just in: Bush has tapped six swamps and two mountains. He is going to be summoning something big"

[public] Thumper says, "How 'bout you make the webcomic about lame MUCK characters fucking each other and whatnot." [public] Sarusa says, "West Corner of the Hottub!" [public] Cargo says, "Make a webcomic about two wisecracking guys who play video games! There's not enough of those."

[public] Amy hasnightmare in which saddam is floaty head like in Sinistar saying "I Live!" Aiiieee!

[public] Sarusa says, "Hee... CNN: 'A helicopter has crashed, killing 12 US and 4 British soldiers, all Americans.'"

[public] Sarusa says, "Speaking of which, you know those 'These colors don't run' window/bumper stickers for cars with the American flag? They're all horribly faded now." [public] Tilton says, "Heee, Sarusa! I've contemplated printing some "BUT THEY DO FADE IN STRONG SUNLIGHT" stickers to put on people's old flags and stuff." [public] TILTON SAYS, "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN! MACHINE WASH COLD WATER WITH LIKE COLORS"

[public] JIHAD SAYS, "IT PUTS THE MARIJUANA IN THE BONG"

[public] Cargo says, "all those wide open windows boxen bent over and willing, tails hiked, with nice fat cablemodems and DSL lines up 24/7 saying OWN ME PLEASE OH GOD I NEED HACKER COCK"

[public] Tilton says, "The computer sees your data as a series of ones and zeroes, and the velocity engine makes the ones onier, and the zeros zeroier!"

[public] Kragnos says, "Excuse me dear, would you tell me if this smells like chloroform to you?"

[public] Manfred says, "You know, it's kinda odd that parts of the shuttle blew up over Palestine, Tx." [public] Qgar says, "STEEN! Pala-STEEN!"

Cereal says, "Apparently, the official way to spell Godzillas roar is...'SSSKREEEONKG' ...sounds right to me. ^o.o^"

[public] Sarusa says, "Speaking of which... I saw a 'Type-R' MINIDISC PLAYER today. I bet that's REAL FAST."

[public] Blaze says, "are the words 'analog' and 'analogue', the same?" [public] fEk says, "They're analagous."

[public] Sarusa says, "Hey look, North Korea has web designers. Sort of. http://www.korea-dpr.com/" [public] Sarusa says, "But how do they keep track of which is the Great leader and which is the Dear leader?" [public] Sarusa says, "Good golly, all their 'text' pages in all languages are actually images." [public] fEk says, "They have a cafepress store!" [public] Sarusa says, "DPRK Socialist Achievement Mousepad. Can't... stop... giggling."

[public] Shal'Nath says, "I am currently talking with a korean gamer. Indeed, they do like starcraft and zerg." [public] Shal'Nath says, "He has offered many insightful comments, such as the following. { AmericaDream } ha~ maybe no? many korean zerg user likes that... { AmericaDream } maybe it's right... too { AmericaDream } but.... it's a natureal wild for me..... { AmericaDream } many great number of units.... :| { AmericaDream } haha" [public] Shal'Nath says, "{ AmericaDream } Zerg great unit number is so scaring :|"

[public] Blaze says, "The Ring wanted to get back to Sauron. The ring knew that Frodo would carry it into Mordor." [public] Lynn_Onyx says, "You mean MohRRRdohRRR."

2002 Concatenation

Sylvette (Today at 7:45:24PM) -- I like the last lines on Penny Arcade. "If it does turn out to be real and I just didn't believe it, well, that's because I've reached this, like, hyperspace, higher plane of cynicism where all reality and the people in it are a ridiculous pageant for my amusement."

[public] Pygar runs across an interesting quote, "Sigourney Weaver is pretty cool, he really kicks ass in all those alien movies, even if he does look a little like a chick."

[public] Blaze says, "I voted like a liberal. Rather than stick with known evils, I decided to try a new, unknown evil."

[unixgeeks] Blackears says, "Anyone know a good place online where a Canadian can buy computer memory in Canadian dollars?" [unixgeeks] Qgar says, "does it come in Canadian megabytes?"

[public] Qgar says, "teehee, '"There are 26 sheep and 10 goats on a ship. How old is the captain?" When this item was given to a sample of 90 first grade students in the United States, three-quarters answered 36 '"

[public] Jihad says, "I was at the Miami Book Fair on Sunday afternoon and I saw these three middle-aged dumpy guys in IDENTICAL Kevin & Kell t-shirts arguing and INSTANTLY thought "Agh! FURRIES""

[public] Singe says, "I heard the sniper was a gamer." [public] Sarusa says, "Oh, right. Forgot that." [public] Singe says, "Who loved playing Counterstrike in "god mode"" [public] Singe says, "Clearly proven by the "I am god" statement" [public] Sarusa says, "That cracked me up. Some police guy saying, many people have phoned in to suggest that this sounds a lot like Grand Theft Auto 3 and we have people very busy checking out this game. :>" [public] SARUSA SAYS, "STILL CAN'T CLEAR THE FISH WAREHOUSE MISSION, SIR" [public] Singe says, "Man I want that job. Coffee and doughnuts AND gta3." [public] Santyth says, "Lets hope the cops playing GTA3 had their sidearms taken away before their minds were warped." [public] TRIGGUR SAYS, "I HEAR IF YOU PLAY THIS VIDEOGAME, YOU DIE A WEEK LATER" [public] Foxworthy says, "One of my friends who works for a genre (SF/fantasy) publisher was paid by hjer employer to stay home for three days and play Final Fantasy VII. I want her job soooo bad." [public] Sarusa says, "What was she researching? How can we get Mercedes Lackey to rip this off?"

[public] Pygar says, "My bank doesn't treat me like a number! It treats me like 3 numbers, a dash, four more numbers, another dash and two more numbers."

Arial writes back to those people who send 'ADD INCHES' spam. "Dear Sir or Madam, thank you for your concern but I'm already huge, any larger and I'm going to start tripping over it."

[public] Thalesin says, "They way things are going, I think our Rome is nearly ready to start falling to Barbarians at the gates :P" [public] Blaze says, "I thot it was going to fall to Gates." [public] Anja says, "I'd probably take that more seriously, if you and/or some of the other mugs around here weren't saying that the moment W took office." [public] Blaze says, "'took' office."

[public] Stormfront notes that the Olestra thing is largely a fabrication by 'consumer' groups like Science in the Public Interest. [public] Qgar says, "anal-leaking liberals!" [public] Stormfront says, "It gives a small percentage of the population diarrhea. But so do a lot of other common foods." [public] Stormfront says, "I get really nasty diarrhea for cucumbers, for instance. I'm not calling for them to be banned though, I just avoid eating them in large quantities." [public] Sian says, "TMI..." [public] Brophey says, "Perhaps it's ebcause you're supposed to eat them, not shove them up your butt? >:)"

[public] Keman says, "My favorate automated message: We're sorry for the inconvenience, due to an unusually high volume of calls all of our operators are busy. Please leave a voicemail detailing your request at the sound of the beep. .. (new voice): You have reached the general voicemail box because no voicemail box was assigned to this number. Please leave a message at the tone. (different voice) Mailbox full. Sorry, this voicemail box has reached it's capacity. Goodbye." [public] Qgar says, "hello, bestest buddy! Nobody can buddy up with you right now, but feel free to suck on the central common cock while you wait!" [public] Qgar says, "(porn music on phone)"

[public] Welly says, "dear god, thankyou for starting my oven for this great feast with a bolt of your heavenly flame, and for giving me your mom's recipe book. the mother of god knows how to make creation's greatest cranberry sauce."

[public] Singe says, "Hey Twilight Zone geniuses... old dried blood isn't typically red." [public] Thumper says, "It is........in the Twilight Zone."

[public] Shal'Nath says, "Is it possible in apache to make the entire site restricted, but make certain directories below NOT secured?" [public] Stormfront says, "Yes." [public] Shal'Nath says, "I have a directory under the secure site that I want open. I'm not having much luck so far" [public] Stormfront says, "set the directory's permissions to GRANT ALL" [public] ANJA SAYS, "YOU DO NOT HAVE THE PERMISSIONS!" [public] Stormfront says, "Or GRANT READ ALL, I forget the exact syntax." [public] Stormfront offers to protect Anja from the terrible secret of space. =P

[public] Qgar says, "hee: "I was commissioned long ago to do a tattoo by Nightsky... was not too crazy about the idea of my artwork forever scarring one of my friends. But after discovering I was to be paid in "Pocky", I quickly got to work.""

[public] Triggur wants a sticker of calvin peeing on a BMW logo. [public] Simba_Lion says, "I want Calvin peeing on Hobbes"

[public] Chirik says, "From a package of Chopsticks: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks < new line > the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history < new line > and cultual.""

[public] Iann says, "Hakuna Barada! It means no demons!"

Esche nods. "I'm waiting for Dell to put out Inspiron-series decks." Esche imitates that annoying kid from the commercials. Rather well, in fact. "Dude, you're gettin' a deck!"

[public] Kragnos says, "California is like one of those solid rocket boosters the shuttle uses. It gets you up to a certain point and then falls off and vanishes into the ocean

[public] Cargo says, "US Punches Iraq After School"

[public] Qgar | Give my son 15 minutes in the space shuttle, and he will figure out not only how to launch it into orbit, but also how to make it play really hideous ''hip-hop'' music loud enough to shatter passing asteroids. (And please do not tell me that sound does not travel through space. ''Hip-hop'' music travels through everything).

[public] Tilton says, "Do you even know Chinese? NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE! IT'S ALL, CHING CHING WONG WONG"

[public] Qgar says, "| 'I know that astrology isn't a science,' said Gail. 'Of course it isn't. It's just an arbitrary set of rules like chess or tennis or, what's that strange thing you British play?' 'Er, cricket? Self-loathing?' 'Parliamentary democracy. The rules just kind of got there."

[public] Anja says, "Best Wil Wheaton Quote Ever. 'It sure was strange to see something on Usenet about me that didn't involve Klingon gang rape.'"

Onyx_Psychokitty mutters quickly, "OMG AKIRA IS A SUPAR POWERFUL PSYCHIC! HEY HE EXPLODED, LET'S FREEZE HIM! OH CRAP TETSU'S DEVELOPING AKIRA'S POWERS! STUDY HIM! SHIT EVERYONE DIED! TETSUO REMADE THE UNIVERSE!"

Onyx_Psychokitty mutters quickly, "Lilith decided to trigger the next stage of human evolution, which, apparently, is GIANT ALBINO CHICK."

Welly says plainly, "...you know, they're slow to attain power in dragonball z. if i was a saiyan, i'd power level against dinosaurs until i was a level 99 super saiyan, then buy the best equipment and WIN THE UNIUVERSE."

[public] Qgar says, "this War on Terrorism stuff didn't kickstart the economy, so it's time to fall back on traditional war."

[public] Katarn says, "If the the RPM for records is angular velocity, is it measured at the center of the record, or the edge? Or is it linear velocity?" [public] Chip_Unicorn says, "The edge, Katarn. The center of a record revolves twenty times per minute, while the edge revolves 33 1/3-times per minute. That's why so many records need to be 'unwound' after playing."

[public] Triggur had the bad fortune to travel to germany on business with a complete ape... the stereotypical ugly american. We get off the plane and our business partner/host picks us up... and we're not driving through the frankfurt countryside 5 minutes before my travel mate says, "HUH! These people are thin and wearing jeans. I thought all germans would be fat and wearing lederhosen!" .... the business relationship went into serious decline there on. AND THIS MAN WAS OUR INTERNATIONAL SALES MANAGER. [public] Cargo says, "Rock!" [public] Qgar says, "salescritters." [public] Cargo says, "I bet he was like 'What? What? I didn't say anything! These fucking krauts are so sensitive.'"

Drakoe remembers one bit of the last episode.. "We've been bought out." "I bet it was the Japanese." "No..oddly enough, the Japanese are not a company, they are a country." "Ohh... I bet it was the Americans!" "Yes, actually the Americans are a company."

[public] Iann says, "I want one of those mice with an ear growing out of it's back. I'll call him Heary

[public] Sarusa says, "Uh oh. Two people are trying to access keenspace at once. It's bogging."

[public] Sarusa says, "Ever notice how people who whine a lot seem to have more bad things happen to them (even allowing for the excess whining)? Complaining karmically leads to more things to complain about. I dub this phenomenon: whinertia."

[public] Triggur builds a propulsion device that attracts the spacecraft to the nothing in front of it! [public] fEk dubs Triggur's device the Optimist Drive, because Nothing Sucks.

[public] Katarn says, "Though they do have a note which says :"This plan is only for new Qwest long distance customers outside of the states of AZ, CO, ID, IA, MN, MT, ND, NE, NM, OR, SD, UT, WA and WA." WA and WA? Okay, that sounds retarded."

Thorain says, "there's DORK FORCE, DORK FALZ, DORK FORCE II, DORK FORCE: SEPHIROTH, DORK FORCE: REALLY GAY SEPHIROTH, DORK FORCE: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT, and DORK FORCE: ANGELIC SYMBOLISM AHOY."

Welly says plainly, "we have suits in one-breasted, two, varia..."

[public] Revar says, "Remember how playing rock and roll backwards was supposed to expose the demonic lyrics and maybe summon evil spirits? Well, with country music, when you play it backwards, your dog comes back, your ex-wife returns, your truck starts working, and you get a raise at work."

[public] TILTON SAYS, "BIG BEARD == TERRORIST (OR UNIX PROGRAMMER)"

[public] JIHAD SAYS, "FUCK I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS ON MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN"

[public] Sian says, "Aliens: The Musical." [public] Sian says, "Featuring the hit song, 'Nuke it from orbit (It's the only way to be sure)'" [public] Sarusa says, "It's an interactive murder mystery! Who's harboring the alien larva?"

[public] Lynn_Onyx says, "i just got a phone call saying 'hi i am doing a poll for school, for summer school, and i want to know if you like sugar or salt better', obviously spoken into a speaker phone by some kid. i just didn't say anything and then a few seconds later another voice, 'i think he hung up on you!'"

[public] Schlake says, "USENET is the perfect tool for stamping out ignorance, regardless of whether or not you mean "eradicating" or "reproducing in great quantity"."

[public] Santyth says, "I think my favorite name in the whole thing is H.P. Hovercraft."

[public] Iann says, "I wonder what internet website they met on.. SO I CAN AVOID IT."

[public] Singe says, "So I open this case of Pepsi to get at the delicious Pepsi inside and it says "TRY AGAIN". Apparently I'm a loser and I didn't even know it." [public] Sian says, "You opened it wrong."

[public] fEk pictures a tiny little Tom Servo in the corner of his muck window, screaming, 'END!!! EEEENNNND!'

[public] Revar's fave shirt of the moment is just "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0" followed by "0 rows returned."

Har'lea'quinn lilts, "Put ten people in a room together, and they may not choose a leader, but they will pick someone to hate."

[public] Singe says, "ANYBODY WHO WANTS CAN NOW JOIN MY ALLCAPS CHANNEL" [public] Welly says, "BITCHIKILLYOU KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________^" [allcaps] Sarusa says, "GREETINGS PROGRAMS"

[public] Pygar says, "ISS stands for Instant Space Station. Just add water."

[public] Sarusa says, "'Episode II is my 4th fave 'Star Wars' movie ever, after 'The Ewok Adventure', 'Star Tours', and 'Captain EO'!'"

[public] Cargo says, "Greekworld: Homer's Oddysee"

Leslie_Rashana is still amazed that there can be on a Japanese porn-site a picture of what might be an 8-year-old girl with her arms and legs removed and screws driven into the bones at the stumps connected to chains to bind her, and there will be a little tiny black strip obscuring her genitals..

[public] Lynn_Onyx says, "Look, how exciting, it's the view from my office! http://kynn.com/cam/" [public] Blaze says, "Lynn, having the alt-text for everything on your page read 'content', isn't very accessability friendly" [public] Sarusa says, "Yeah, what if a blind man wanted to see your webcam?"

[public] Ralgha says, "What is with this stupid damn commercial with the kid gurgling milk and chocolate syrup to get chocolate milk? Put the fucking chocolate sauce in the milk and just drink it you dumb shit!"

[public] Sarusa '/join #STINGOPERATION' '/msg FBI_AGENTGRRL {{{{{ HUGS }}}}}'

Kreutz errs? "Female satyr? That's like saying 'female minotaur' or 'female bull.'" u.u Sammy says, "Or it's like saying 'shut up!'"

Jett has a friend who named his cat Fucker...purely out of habit. "Fucker keeps pissing in the kitchen...fucker runs around the house all night knocking shit over...fucker clawed the hell out of the new drapes..." Jett says, "After a while, the name just stuck, I guess. "

[public] Qgar says, "are there any organized Trekker cults going, complete with compound and oversexed leader?"

[pub] Genn quotes: Director Steven Spielberg, when asked about a possible sequel to this beloved family film, has instead expressed interest in celebrating the 20th anniversary with a restoration rerelease, complete with some scenes added back in (including a cameo by Harrison Ford), and the removal of guns used by the government agents (something Spielberg says he regrets having put in), as well as restored sound, prints, [pub] Hollon quotes: Director James Cameron has commented that he is looking forward to re-releasing the original Terminator in 2004 on its 20th anniversary. He has commented he intends to put back in the cameo scene by David Hasslehoff, and remove all guns from the movie, which he felt, "Just didnt work." The Terminator instead will try to stop the leader of the Resistance from being born by convincing Sarah Conner to practice safe sex.

[public] Triggur says, "Uh, you know, if you crave COCK and really enjoy COCK, you're no longer "bi curious", you know."

[public] Qgar says, "Plus if you get radioactive and you're near an insect or animal, you gain the strengths of that particular creature. I guess that also means that the animal receives your weakest traits, so be on the lookout for lazy spiders or pumas that really suck at parallel parking."

Chizzit says, "I am crime-fighting SUPER-FERRET ALL CAPS! I shoot you dead with super armor piercing bullet! You cannot get out of way in time! BANG!" Chizzit says, "Ink blot mask cannot stop SUPER-FERRET ALL CAPS! I tear your mask and set you on fire, you burn to crisp! It is too fast for you to respond! BANG!" Chizzit says, "I am SUPER-FERRET ALL CAPS! I am cyborg ninja ronin and other things suburban white boys find cool! BANG!" Chizzit says, "I am SUPER-FERRET ALL CAPS! I am super powerful and sulk in corners because to be powerful is to be angsty and uninteresting!" Chizzit says, "This is the burden that SUPER-FERRET ALL CAPS must bear!"

Gedrian nickers, "Every time I bite into a York Peppermint Patty I BECOME A WARRIOR FOR ALLAH! THE INFADELS RUN AND HIDE AS I... Never mind..."

Sylvette pages, "Heehee. Somethingawful valentines cards. "I know you think I'm a pedophile, but... isn't that a pretty big word for an 8 year old?"" to you.

[public] Modemac says, "Still, I'm surprised that in this past year of big splashy Hollywood pics, only three nominations were given for special effects. LotR, A.I., and Pearl Harbor." [public] Anja says, "Yeah, getting all those people to watch Pearl Harbor was a real special effect. ;)"

[public] Qgar says, "go go military budget!" [public] Qgar says, "down with highways and education!"

[public] Alendria says, "Okay Wade. Enough bitterness. You scamper off to bed now." [public] Panda says, "Bitterness? It's called COMEDY!" [public] Singe says, "ACTING!" [public] Panda says, "Dude, that's why they are giving me the Oscar and you the NOT-Oscar!"

[public] Panda says, "Fat people are ugly and disgusting, is this news to anyone?" [public] Singe says, "BUTTER" [public] Panda says, "slop slop slop" [public] Chirik needs to eat less - loves food. "Oh, yeah, I'm overweight. :-/ Not happy about it. Ugly and disgusting? Oh, sure, absolutely. To some people. Incredibly subjective. Most people wouldn't say ugly and disgusting, though. But you're free to think it. ;-) [public] Panda says, "Most people would not say that? What planet do you live on?" [public] Chirik says, "A different one from you, appearantly." [public] Singe says, "Blisstonia, known for its high levels of bliss." [public] Panda says, "I live in the city of Denialstan, on the planet Fattuptier"

[public] Lynn_Onyx says, "Sir Ian was quoted as saying he liked the fact there's now TWO action figures of him, from X-Men and LOTR. He suggested you could get both Magneto and Gandalf and 'they can fight each other...or maybe they could love each other.'"

[public] Lynn_Onyx says, "Hello everyone!" [public] Panda says, "Shut up" [public] Lynn_Onyx says, "I love you Panda!" [public] Panda says, "I mean, Hi!"

[public] fEk says, "Really? I haven't heard that! Perhaps I should believe it!"

2001 Concatenation

[public] Cargo says, "It's like an American bombing campaign is the elixir of eternal life for despots! Saddam Hussein will live to be four hundred years old at this rate!"

[public] Cargo says, "I hate bottoms who are like "I want to be dominated in the following ways. A B and C. I have prepared special charts and graphs at Kinko's in laminated plastic.""

[public] Alexandrvs says, "Colds, /bloody common colds/ kill more people every year than anthrax has even infected." [public] Cargo says, "THIS LIGHTNING STRIKING IS A REAL CREDIBLE THREAT" [public] Cargo says, "I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS SLIPPERY FLOOR I MIGHT FALL AND BREAK MY NECK"

[pub] Lynn_Onyx says, "Why am I bothering to ask questions? Stormfront has INVENTED a scenario based on A POORLY WRITTEN NEWS ARTICLE, and has somehow convinced himself that his fabricated fantasy of multiple cars rolling over a policeman while commiting a criminal act under the direction of Mrs. Clinton is somehow more important than asking 'what are the facts we know'? I don't even know why you're even pretending to take him seriously." [pub] Cargo says, "From her bloodied throne of skulls deep within the earth, the foul creature beyond reason called in hushed tones, HILARY of the KKKLINTONS emerges to wreak terrible havoc upon the land. Careening through the cities in her limousine of terror! Running over the helpless and innocent, cackling her mad laugh of the damn'd!"

[bafur] Alendria says, "Luke: Osama Lauden? I wonder if she means old Bin Lauden who lives out at the edge of the desert?" [bafur] Cargo says, "He's just a crazy old hermit." [bafur] Miles says, "Hahhaa" [bafur] Miles says, "But who the hell is The Emperor?" [bafur] Cargo says, "Well, the Rebel Alliance is holed up on the remote ice planet of Afghanistan." [bafur] Cargo says, "We're sending in Imperial Walkers." [bafur] Cargo says, "if the story holds, Bush will reveal that he is in fact Osama bin Laden's father while they are dueling on an offshore drilling platform city." [bafur] Cargo says, "and then when the WTC is under reconstruction, Al-Qaeda will return and blow it up, with the help of a bunch of midgets in the Bronx turning off the protective dome." [bafur] Cargo says, "After a brief interlude as Osama frees his friend from the clutches of an obese Russian Mafia don." [bafur] Cargo says, "I could never part with my favorite decoration." [bafur] Cargo says, "I have just altered the deal, Fidel. Pray I don't alter it any further." [bafur] Cargo says, "Mullah Omar waving his arms yelling 'IT'S A TRAP'" [bafur] Cargo says, ""Admiral, why were the aircraft carriers taken out of warp so far away from afghanistan?" *choke*" [bafur] Cargo says, "Yoda would be a half-crazy hermit Islamic leader dwelling on a swampy, remote island in the Indian ocean."

[public] Brenda says, "Never has a Vulcan looked so good: http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/" [public] Sarusa says, "T'*POW*!"

[gamers] Sabachka guesses at the plot of this B5 storyline ... "Doctor falls in love with cute patient. Patient is possessed or a murderer or something. Blah."

[public] Tilton says, "Gir: WHAT IS IT?! Zim: A hunter kill... Gir: WHAT IS IT?! Zim: A HUNter KILL... Gir: WHAT IS IT?!"

[public] Cargo says, "I'm TELLING YOU the ETHER has become UNSTABLE"

[public] Cargo says, "MICROS~1"

[public] Cargo says, "In the furry language, "I'm going to crash on your couch for six months and eat all your food and not pay rent" is stated as "Murr yiff yiff need a place to stay for a couple days while I get on my feet myrr yap""

[public] Cargo says, "I saw this bad mid-70s movie that starred the voice of KITT as founding father John Adams. I kept wanting him to say 'Michael, we must sign the constitution immediately!'"

[public] fEk says, "And this all begs the question: have they ever built a weapon so large that the robot they had to build to hold it then needed it's OWN giant robot to PILOT it, presumably a giant robot which looks like a 14 year old, pilotted then by a 14 year old?"

[public] Jihad says, "How's the shrieking match?" [public] Sarusa says, "She's not on yet."

[public] Cargo says, "All future helmets will have one tinted eyepiece / camera lens and one unencumbered eye."

America produces a leash to keep Ashtoreth here, but doesn't *quite* have the guts to slip it 'round the vixen's neck. Ashtoreth eyes America. Ashtoreth has fun with the name.... Ashtoreth is America's worst nightmare!

[public] Cargo says, "General Evil McSinister! Capt. Dirk Masculine! Dr. Older Avuncular Man! Dr. Beautiful, Compassionate, and Demurely Small-Breasted Scientist! Along with sidekicks, Sgt. Serious Black Man, Corporal Ethnic Woman With A Chip on her Shoulder, and Corporal Cynical Wiseass White Guy Voiced By Steve Buscemi!"

Sylvette pages, "It's like building legos, except your legos try to kill other people's legos." to you.

[public] Cory says, "ExTerMinate, ExTerMinate, Oh fuck Stairs."

[public] Zorin says, "It's a good thing there's gravity, otherwise dead birds would still be up there."

Ashtoreth thinks about going out clubbing... small animals.

Paladin grunts, "Ice in your bong water? Yup. =^_^=" Singe corrects Paladin. "Tobacco Water Pipe ;>" Valden says, "Someone set us up the bong! *burble burble burble burble, cough hack wheeze!*" Ecator nickers, "Launch every dime bag!" Ecator nickers, "For great pot!" Claude grunts, "What you say?"

[public] Qgar says, "there was this big mean 4x4 truck with a "US MARINES" front plate and extra lights and etc, with dusty kitty pawprints all over its hood."

[public] Cargo says, "So, a female couple in Somalia has been sentenced to death for "exercising unnatural behavior." Somalia's legal code is based on Islamic Sharia law, which prescribes death for homosexual acts. It's too bad they're not a pair of 175-foot-tall lesbians carved into the side of a mountain."

[public] Cargo says, "you can tell if it's drum and bass by cover art." [public] Cargo says, "if it includes microgramma extended and pics of space, it's probably D&B. If it's time lapse photography of city streets (with streaky lights) or has an airport motif it's trance. if it has buddhas or eastern mandalas etc. it's goa or trance. if it's skulls and flames it's hardcore. if it's happy faces or cartoons it's happy hardcore. if it's fashion models it's house."

[unixgeeks] Jihad says, "My /etc/man.conf starts off with "# Sheer, raging paranoia..." for some reason."

[public] Qgar says, "As my father always said, "Shiny clean boots and a spanking short haircut and you can cope with anything." He said that just before that rather unfortunate suicide business. Hmmm."

[public] fEk says, "o/~ H. R. Gigerstuff, he's your friend when things get rough o/~"

[public] Cargo says, "a booty in motion tends to stay in motion, while a booty at rest needs the pure uncut funk to be placed in motion"

[gamers] Sian says, "I am Ryo Hazuki. I will avenge my father's death... Right after I play with this kitten! And drink this soda! And play with these toys!"

[gamers] Vulpis hmms at Evangelion: Girlfriend of Steel...and adds the subtitle, 'Boyfriend of wet tissue'....

2000 Concatenation

[public] Qgar says, "wall street needs some kind of salt licks that slide up out of the floor, like reactor control rods, to distract critters when they get too frisky."

[public] Anja says, "o/ When a problem comes along, you must groof it /o" [public] Phyxis says, "gr00f it... gr00f it good."

[public] Cargo says, "FURRYMUCK: A JERRY BRUCKHEIMER PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY" [public] Qgar says, "is "Dystopia" a good name for a band?" [public] Cargo says, "Ralph Bakshi's 'Tapestries'" [public] Qgar says, "John Waters' "A Republican On Furrymuck""

Bramd does his chemistry homework. Chemistry leads to suffering. Suffering leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Biology.

[public] Pygar says, "So what's worse? Dead people voting or voting for dead [public] Phyxis says, "I vote for dead people! They're everywhere!" [public] Lynn_Onyx whispers "I elect dead people"

[public] Blaze is voting for Bush, because his name backwards is 'shub'. Gore's is an anagram of 'ogre', but I don't think a mere ogre can stand up to the evil might of the dark mother.

[public] Cargo says, "Napster Car Bomb Upsets Fragile Peace - RIAA Tanks Rolling Into Occupied Zones"

[bafur] Cargo says, "HI MR. ANDERSON I LIKD THAT STORY YOU WROTE ABOUT THE WOLF AND THE DRAGON WHO HAD SEX AND THEN THE DRAGON ATE THE WOLF THAT WAS HOT" [bafur] Cargo says, "MR. ANDERSON CAN YOU DRAW IN MY SKETCHBOOK THE THEME IS GIANT HERMS"

Anja shouts "Wow, Gore musta had an extra bowl of Angry Flakes this morning." (Public-shout Channel public)

Cargo shouts "boohoohoohoo.com" (Public-shout Channel public)

Sarusa says, "'Come quick, he cried! It's hatching day at Benden Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!'" (Public-pose Channel public)

Cargo shouts "When I gets to fiddlin/ I just takes me Ritalin / I'm poppin' and sailin', man! o/~" (Public-shout Channel public)

Tux shouts "Taos is not the answer, Taos is the question. "No" is the answer."(Public-shout Channel bafur)

Panda shouts "Sonic the mother fucking hedgehog vs that pika-fucking-chu" (Public-shout Channel ag)

Qgar shouts "rassin frassin c: drive fetish" (Public-shout Channel public) Qgar shouts "hey Windows, there's plenty of room on the other drives." (Public-shout Channel public)

Scotfox shouts "If you want any sense around here, you'll have to make it yourself." (Public-shout Channel public)

Fre'ta shouts "The big problem with video phones is how do you know you are seeing someone and not just a representation of them from the spiritual switchboardafter they die?" (Public-shout Channel public)

Fruvous sings "cthulu f'tagn.... what a wonderful phrase... cthulu f'tagn... let the Old One be raised! (Public-pose Channel public)

< Zanshin > rbw: dude, just because you read Vonnegut it doesn't automatically make you cool

< Mach5 > why are all computers white? i bet that's a conspiracy agianst the black man

Chip_Unicorn shouts "From 'Topfive.com': People laugh when I tell them that I think the hedgehog is the most beautiful creature in the entire world. But what they don't realize is that I'm talking about a hedgehog with blue eyes, long blonde hair and a nice little body." (Public-shout Channel public)

fEk wants overhead powerlines which pulse with colours depending on how heavilly they're loaded. (Public-pose Channel bafur)

Sarusa says, "On the way in to work, I passed a little red toyota covered with Goddess and Save the Earth stickers plastered all over it. And a big honkin' box of Tide with bleach in the back. Gaia needs her phosphate and bleach fix." (Public-pose Channel public)

Ash sings "The Safety Dance" by "Men Without Jobs"

Merry shouts "Because I'm a gecko dammit. I naturally have green lips.'" (Public-shout Channel public) fEk licks Merry's tummy, and sticks her to the wall. (Public-pose Channel public)

Marten shouts "Diploma or GED are signs of "not bailing out" - of facing adversity, of completing a job and not dropping the ball. Graduation from different levels of school are considered by most of society to be an effective measurement of what I call "bullshit tolerance." You expect someone with a PhD to have an extremely high BS tolerance - when the shit gets deep you can expect them to pull through." (Public-shout Channel bafur)

Cargo shouts "Hi, I'm a 5000-year-old superpowerful alien warrior-mercenary in a form half wolf and half dragon. I wear powered armor and carry a massive arsenal of weapons from all corners of the galaxy. I also have magic powers enabling me to destroy G-type stars with a thought. .... I'm a submissive and enjoy being topped and humiliated...." (Public-shout Channel public)

Pygar hollers, "Woo! Jonathan Frakes is producing a Galazy Quest inspired TV series named "Star Patrol!"" (Public-pose Channel public) Fruvous shouts "Set phaser to LAME!" (Public-shout Channel public)

Miko shouts "There should be a gay guerrilla group called the Pink Panthers." (Public-shout Channel public)

Antonio shouts "'h4x0r' is available as a california license plate. ;)" (Public-shout Channel bafur) Cargo shouts "That'd be grounds to get keyed. :" (Public-shout Channel bafur)

fEk , the absinthe fairy, flutters up behind Cargo and whacks his brain repeatedly with a marlin. (Public-pose Channel public)

Triggur shouts "Hm. well, It's just a contemplative point. It's taken me 8 and a half years to drive the same distance light travels in one second. freaky. :)" (Public-shout Channel public) Singe shouts "Thus leading to the logical conclusion that photons are all equipped with very large gas tanks." (Public-shout Channel public) Qgar shouts "Sport Utility Particles" (Public-shout Channel public)

Brenda saw a bumpersticker, recently, that she got a kick out of: If you're an immortal 500 year old vampire, why're you still in high school? (Public-pose Channel public)

Cargo shouts "Nobody has yet explained to me why Hillary would not make a good senator, except the "SHE'S PART OF THE CLINTON EVIL MACHINE!!!!!1!!!" kneejerkisms." (Public-shout Channel public)

Qgar shouts "Tourette's, #@*&*&^$$# it!" (Public-shout Channel public) Sarusa says, "raar raar raar raar f@ck raar raar" (Public-pose Channel public)

Chip_Unicorn shouts "Fine for not answering the census: $100. Fine for answering census questions untruthfully: $500. Value of causing the Federal government allocate all of its money in learning how to make sexy sealion babes: priceless." (Public-shout Channel public)

Glitter says quietly, "Ok customer service rep quote of the day! 'Phone ain't worked since the change been did.'"

Cargo just wonders how long the automated-McDonald's will run before being vandalised by Adbusters. My guess is about 10, 15 minutes. (Public-pose Channel public)

Blaze shouts "We need more criminals. One 16 year old working at McDonald's contributes no jobs and only a few thousand dollars a year to the economy. If the same 16 year old kills someone and goes to jail, he's gainfully employing lawyers, judges, cops, and so on." (Public-shout Channel public)

Cargo shouts "there is nothing wrong with walking in the woods. However, the act of walking in the woods does not grant you wisdom about human affairs any more than having kids does. However, like people who have recently spawned children, people who walk in the woods frequently, assume their wisdom is deeper and truer and more perceptive, because they have been bitten by mosquitoes and gotten wet feet from creeks." (Public-shout Channel bafur)

Qgar shouts "Our dollar is ``born'' in the U.S. Mint when a blank piece of paper goes into a printing press and comes out with a picture of George Washington and a pyramid with a weird eyeball. It then travels, with millions just like it, on a conveyor belt to the office of the Treasury Secretary, who sits at his desk 24 hours a day with a pen and a huge bottle of amphetamines." (Public-shout Channel public)

Stormfront shouts "In the news: Sacharin was removed from the governments list of cancer causing agents today." (Public-shout Channel public) Cargo starts shoveling Sweet & Low into his mouth with both hands. (Public-pose Channel public)

Leonie shouts "It's sixth birthday of my cubs yangu and Kairos, page me if you want to join the celebration! happy birthday to them!" (Public-Announcement) Katrus gives yangu a capital letter as a birthday gift. :) (Public-pose Channel public)

Sylvette whispers, "3XcUz3 m3 1 4m g01nG 2 h4xx0r tH1z c4n 0f cH0c0l4te dR1nK m1xx 0p3n!!!" to you.

Coyo decides not to write a song about Amadu Dialo, the unarmed Haiten immagrant, to the tune of 'Scooby Doo'. (Public-pose Channel public)

Cargo shouts "Drugs are bad, mmkay, especially if you buy Ecstacy at a rave and it turns out it's frickin ephedrine and speed, I hate that." (Public-shout Channel public)

Cargo shouts "One thing about federal agents and riot police, they invite stormtrooper imagery by wearing evil black armor and masks and helmets. I think theyshould have like, pink, puffy armor." (Public-shout Channel public)

Zixalus 0:31 0s F**K the MPAA!...F**k 'em all! Kizz my azz!

Roon shouts "They need a game called BLOW SH*T UP" (Public-shout Channel bafur)

BaBa-Blacksheep is still playing the original Legend Of Zelda game on her custom-painted NES. Isn't she a sad case? :) (Public-pose Channel public) Qgar shouts "a riced-out NES?" (Public-shout Channel public)

( The Steven Segal rule. Villians must overtly and exagerratedly praise our hero for his manliness, and the proceed to do utterly foolish things that allow them to get vanquished in a cool way )

Button: Relaxed Bisexual Agnostic: I don't know, I don't care, and maybe I'll sleep with it.

Sarusa quotes a Cartoon Network fan: 'DBZ is too emotional sometimes, and people cry and it gets really gay, then people just kill each other' (Public-pose Channel public)

Cargo shouts "Welcome to the 3Com Cisco Lycosdome, home of the San Francisco Googles. Tonight's game will be played against the New York Lycos. And Yahoo Cordova is stepping up to the Amazon plate, and it's a Apple hit! Yahoo is safe at First National." (Public-shout Channel public)

Phyxis shouts "0 to 100 kph in 7.7sec. That's... pathetic." (Public-shout Channel public) Phyxis shouts "Obviously a low-bhp/torque bike." (Public-shout Channel public) fEk shouts "That's.. more efficient." (Public-shout Channel public) Phyxis eyerolls. (Public-pose Channel public) fEk shouts "It's not a freaking performance bike! It's a fun little commuty thing!" (Public-shout Channel public) Cargo shouts "Yeah, really! If you want a performance bike, buy a performance bike. This is a concept vehicle. I saw it at the LA auto show like, two years ago." (Public-shout Channel public) fEk bemoans it because it doesn't have a four ton towing capacity! And it can't fly! And it can't turn into a robotic submarine that looks like a seahorse! (Public-pose Channel public) fEk shouts "Therefor it must suck!" (Public-shout Channel public) Cargo shouts "Does it transform into powered armor?" (Public-shout Channel public)

Coyo combines 'The Family Circus' and 'Final Fantasy VII' (Public-pose Channel public) Sarusa says, "'Who killed Aerith?' 'Not me!'" (Public-pose Channel public)

Judas finds the homepage of a band called 'GoatWar'. Who claim to play 'Raw, black, facist, vomit metal'. Uhmm...ooooh-kayyyyy.... (Public-pose Channel public)

Stormfront shouts "What Amigas really need is a Company emulator. ;>" (Public-shout Channel public)

Sarusa says, "To proceed in English, press 1. El ecquezor en espanol, trobado dos. H4><0r d00dz, slam E to l33ch you l33t warez or pr0n." (Public-pose Channel public)

Bobcat laughs at the news.. "Ok, let's take a look at the Doppler Radar..." [This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down] "That is, let's be looking at it a little later..." (Public-pose Channel public)

Pygar hollers, "Don't just stand there naked! Do someone!!" (Public-pose Channel public)

Kodiak saw a bag of 'Wow! Lays Chips' ... hes gonna start his own bag of chips called 'HolyShit! Chips' =)

Fruvous shouts "Start spreading... the Gnus..." (Public-shout Channel pub)

Qgar shouts "heehee! "armed with a fake I.D. that claims he's 35, Chris Zammarelli makes a quixotic run for the Office of the Presidency."" (Public-shout Channel public)